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"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
plus a little bit of peeThe best kinds of laughter:
- Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
- Feeling a six-pack coming up
- Tears coming out of your eyes
you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three
Back in high school I used to call all these SDLS (Severe Die-Laughing Syndrome)
Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself
This fucking duck. Gets me every time.
I wish there's an actual video for this, it kinda looks AfterEffects'd without the original video.Adam and Lionel sat down for an interview. When asked about the football incident in high school, Adam burst into a fit of laughter as he recalled the embarrassing event. Lionel, annoyed at his little brother, apologized several times. The interview had to end quickly because Adam could not stop laughing.
You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean colour is like
a pigment of your imagination.
YOU FUCKING DIDN’T
Huehuehue
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
you just put every marriage counsellor out of business
Happy Potter, the boy who laughed
Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone
Happy Potter and the Chamber of Smiles
Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban
Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles
Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies
Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince
Happy Potter and the Lively Hallows.
Join Happy Potter,
Hermione Giggler, and
Ron Wheezing,
in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.
Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.
Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.
forever repost
when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it
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wait wait wait I didn't remember this in any 30 Seconds To Mars video
This is the exact reason why I love these birds
this is like some terrifying hell puppet dinosaur thing and exactly why i will never own a bird
"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
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