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June 13 2015

thatsridicarus
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robregal:

wall-flawer:

nerdology:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

Note to self, you can be too smart to serve on a jury.

What the actual fuck

Pay attention to the “justice” system.

Reposted bykolektywrachelinajolieambassadorofdumbIntedaworldbrightbyteakmonidesmondkroetedanielbohrerlamnedworm23

May 04 2015

The Signs And What They Are Most Often Doing

Aquarius: Beating up Gemini
Pisces: Beating up Gemini
Aries: Beating up Gemini
Taurus: Beating up Gemini
Gemini: Bleeding and crying violently
Cancer: Beating up Gemini
Leo: Beating up Gemini
Virgo: Beating up Gemini
Libra: Beating up Gemini
Scorpio: Beating up Gemini
Sagittarius: Beating up Gemini
Capricorn: Beating up Gemini

[X]

Me as a judge

Me: what's they sign
Lawyer: your honor what do you mean?
Me: 😒 wus dey sign hoe
Lawyer: ummm....libra your honor
Me: guilty
Jury: tru

[X]

October 14 2013

gaskarth-barakat:

THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT JUDGE PEOPLE FOR

  • HEIGHT
  • WEIGHT
  • AGE
  • SEXUALITY
  • PHYSICAL APPEARANCE 
  • SOCIAL STATUS
  • MUSIC TASTE

THINGS YOU SHOULD JUDGE PEOPLE FOR

  • BEING AN ASSHOLE

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reposted fromShadowgirl230 Shadowgirl230

September 16 2013

thatsridicarus

September 06 2013

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February 19 2013

thatsridicarus

funsubstance:

Describing uncooked beef

I also liked the other one with the uncooked chicken and the skilled surgeon can still save the chicken's life
Reposted bymmisiekABC mmisiekABC

August 20 2012

thatsridicarus

squeakchic:

theraddy:

Okay, it’s official. I love this guy.

thank you, tom hiddleston. 

Now now that's not a good thing to say during Eid, Tom, keep your Loki on a leash :B jk

July 10 2012

thatsridicarus

May 21 2012

thatsridicarus
9264 eb27
no objection, your honour.
Reposted from1Lyc 1Lyc viawonko wonko

April 05 2012

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December 08 2011

thatsridicarus
An advice all hetalia fans should bury in their heads.
Reposted byGoldilocksofthecitygregglesmonimichburakotkapeaceloveandsarcasm
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