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July 08 2015

a hilarious joke

wingscanspeak:

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

EXPLAIN

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July 07 2015

thatsridicarus

June 30 2015

Me: So minions are supposed to work for the worst villain ever, right?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: Well.... they're working for Hollywood now. I'd say their mission's been accomplished.
Friend: FUCK!!
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June 29 2015

June 02 2015

cuntherine:

i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

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April 21 2015

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thepigeongazette:

My brother’s a jerk. 

The Pigeon Gazette [tumblr | twitter]

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January 27 2015

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intelinsideofme:

okay this was the first witty joke i heard on tv THAT MADE ME LAUGH LITERALLY FOR THE REST OF THE DAY

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November 30 2014

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November 22 2014

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November 11 2014

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November 07 2014

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November 03 2014

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October 20 2014

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October 15 2014

thatsridicarus

cuntsman-sniper:

teddytrumpet:

septetteforaspookyprincess:

when you accidentally step on a bee

image

Omfg

i don’t speak musician somebody translate this please

BEE FLAT HAHAHAHAHUEHUE
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October 05 2014

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August 12 2014

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