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January 29 2015

HOW TO WITCHCRAFT

earth-horn:

  1. light those
  2. stab this
  3. carve that
  4. shake jar
  5. say the thing

thecarvingwitch:

6. Knock pans together

7. yell

veevigil:

8. Collect items that are completely useless but you need them anyways.

singingsparks:

9. Stare very intensely at objects.

lockswitch:

10. Awkwardly position your hands on it.

stormwaterwitch:

11. Bury the thing.

12. Burn the thing.

5firtrees:

13. Mutter at object

14. Swear at object

foxywitchy:

15. Carry object with you for days
16. Anoint everything.

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November 01 2014

thatsridicarus

How To Clean Your Mattress, The Natural Way!

mattresstime:
I stumbled across this and thought I would share it!

STEP 1: Remove all bedding and throw it in the wash.
STEP 2: Lift up your mattress and vacuum in between the mattress and box spring.
STEP 3: Add 1 cup baking soda, and about 5-6 drops of essential lavender oil to a Tupperware container. Pop the lid on, and shake well.
STEP 4: Empty Tupperware into your strainer and sprinkle it all over your mattress. Let sit for up to an hour.
STEP 5: Using your vacuum's hose, suck up all the baking soda. While you're at it, say "adios" to all of those nasty bed bugs and dust mites — yep, they're in there! Baking soda is great because it draws up any deep dirt and ick that has been lying there in your mattress, along with any moisture. Also, the smell of lavender is amazing, and will make you sleep like a baby!
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September 16 2014

thatsridicarus

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

September 02 2014

thatsridicarus

panic/anxiety attack

vye-leviathan:

pushed-too-far:

chris-sid:

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

Never not repost

Soup got anxiety advice. Fuck yeah.

Read this earlier, and it helped me a lot tonight.

June 29 2014

thatsridicarus

mashable:

How to remove scratches from your phone
  1. Toothpaste
  2. Car scratch removal creams
  3. Sandpaper or drill grinders
  4. Baking soda
  5. Baby powder
  6. Vegetable oil
  7. Egg and potassium aluminium sulfate
  8. Brasso, Silvo or other polishes

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June 18 2014

thatsridicarus

ten-and-donna:

cumber-kitty:

brandyalexanders:

drink your school stay in sleep don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs

yes sir

He looks like he’s followed all that advice.

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February 14 2014

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August 13 2013

thatsridicarus
Bowel Evacuation Instructions
(via Damn! LOL)
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May 22 2013

thatsridicarus
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How to Make Custard Pudding - Cooking With The Dog

melonenbrot:

glubblub:

DUDE

DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

IT’S SO SIMPLE????

I love cooking with the dog

it is ltieralyl my favourtie yt channel

*sigh*... my result:

(via lucineblue)
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February 23 2013

thatsridicarus
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I saw this in the Apple store yesterday. It looked really awesome :D

October 13 2012

thatsridicarus
Fred you horny bastard.. i've never noticed this while i was watching the cartoons during my childhood
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August 24 2012

August 19 2012

thatsridicarus
1082 b5f0
IKEAvengers
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June 15 2012

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April 15 2012

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February 27 2012

thatsridicarus

laughingsquid:

Paper Airplanes

should’ve done this for my portfolio
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February 18 2012

thatsridicarus
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This seems to me like an instructional video on how to listen to the record XD

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November 21 2011

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Basic DIY Book Binding Demonstration

November 04 2011

thatsridicarus
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Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance Expert+ Full Band Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock

October 12 2011

thatsridicarus
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