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February 20 2015

the signs' favorite hobby

firelordzuko:

aries: masturbating using ram horns
taurus: bull riding
gemini: sex
cancer: eating crustacean 
leo: lion taming
virgo: picking flowers
libra: lawyering
scorpio: eating scorpions in shady vending areas 
sagittarius: archery
capricorn: herding goats
aquarius: pouring water or some shit
pisces: swimming

September 21 2014

sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

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