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April 08 2015



i don’t like your girlfriend

i read that as aah-aah ooh-ooh & thought this was gonna be a monkey joke until i saw avril lavigne's lyrics

July 10 2014



i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

May 11 2014


I feel like this is the exact moment Bob put it all together

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March 11 2014





'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

hey hey
you you
i don’t like your fun fact

No way
No way
I think you need to stop that

I feel so old now ahah

Got more verses Myoo89 and I thought up

Hey hey
You you
You're not gonna win, dude 

No way
No way
Not with that attitude 

Hey hey
You you
You just ruined our mood

August 10 2013

May 06 2013


April 25 2013

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…i didn’t cry drawing it…

(via timidkoala)

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March 03 2013


November 18 2012

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Girlfriend lvl: gamer
(via 9GAG)
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August 09 2012

Le 'le' all over le ragecomic le funny le lol
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April 10 2012

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Epic boyfriend is epic, even if the egg is only close enough
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October 13 2011

But look how dreamy he looks now.
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August 31 2011

July 30 2011


July 05 2011

Men: What they are good for.
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March 19 2011

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Exactly :D or yell at him to put his Xbox down to make her a sandwich, but that's only when she's hungry.

but for most girls, the Xbox IS her boyfriend.

March 08 2011


February 10 2011


February 06 2011

Heartbroken Girl Gets Revenge by Turning Boyfriend Into a Meme

It's a story as old as time. Boy meets girl. Boy and girl break up. Girl gets revenge by turning boy into a humiliating meme. This appears to be what happened to poor Jack Weppler.

January 30 2011

Christopher Sharp Allegedly Impersonates Deputy For Months To Impress Girlfriend

Christopher sharp fake deputy

This guy is not a deputy.

Florida resident Christopher Sharp, 37, allegedly pretended to be a Pasco County Sheriff's deputy for six months in order to impress his live-in (now ex) girlfriend, the Sun Sentinel reported.

In reality, Sharp was working at a local Pizza Hut. He had pilfered a deputy uniform from his sister's boyfriend, according to a news release written by actual (we think) deputies with the Hernando County Sheriff's Office.

Rhett and Link sent me to this article. Well if I were to lie about myself, it's usually to make MYSELF feel better, and not impress anyone else. Not even a random hot guy.
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