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May 28 2017

thatsridicarus

July 08 2015

a hilarious joke

wingscanspeak:

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

EXPLAIN

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March 20 2015

thatsridicarus

mostlycatsmostly:

theparadoxmachine:

alanahikarichan:

hideousblob:

mostlycatsmostly:

Raising Kittens

(via Valerija S. Vlasov)

dsfklsajflsjfdlk that’s the german word for kittens?

katzenkinder?

literally: “cat children”

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;w;

ISN’T GERMAN A CUTE LANGUAGE

DO YOU KNOW THE GERMAN WORD FOR BAT

IT’S FLEDERMAUS

FLUTTER-MOUSE

HOW IS THAT NOT JUST KAWAII AS HECK

My favorite is their word for bagpipes.

DUDELSACK

doodle sack

seriously

But then their word for skull is Totenkopf, as in Death’s Head. 

So German basically has two settings, kawaii and metal, and there is no in between. 

I love German.

Reposting for the German lesson.

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January 14 2015

quasigeostrophy:

gh0stl33:

lonelyhumanoid:

destroy the “german is a scary language” stereotype 2k15

it’s actually a really cute language and kinda funny sometimes like
guinea pig in german literally means “little sea pig” and turtle means “armor toad”
and then instead of saying what’s your name they ask you “how are you called”

And “How much clock is it?”

November 25 2014

fieldbears:

redvinesgiraffe:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTODON

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November 06 2014

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9GAG: ...and thats how German works
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September 05 2014

thatsridicarus

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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August 27 2014

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August 08 2014

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comfemgem
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wendycorduroy:

animekanyewest:

german emotions

german memes

tfw deprimiert

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March 26 2014

thatsridicarus

March 02 2014

maritzac:

vanitybullet:

so in my spanish class the teacher sometimes puts up a sign that says “no ingles” and that means we can’t use any english that day in class and we have like the smartest kid who is class president and the teacher asked him something and he was about to talk in english before the teacher pointed at the sign so the guy busted out in full german and the whole class was in stunned silence and the teacher just gave a heavy sigh and left the room

the funniest thing about this is that in spanish, “no ingles” means “no crotch”

the perks of being trilingual

July 24 2013

thatsridicarus
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How German Sounds Compared To Other Languages (Part 2) - (Part 1 is right here)
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September 26 2012

thatsridicarus

other-wordly:

pronunciation | zEn-‘zUkt
submitted by | sehnsucht [thewitchnebula] and Life Ruining via the BBC [liferuiningviabbc]
submit words | here
with thanks to | c.s. lewis

(via other-wordly)

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May 10 2012

thatsridicarus
Go to Google Translate; Copy this text:

pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk

Pick German as the 'from' language; Press the 'Listen'-button
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April 04 2012

thatsridicarus
Steps of converting into Euro English
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March 18 2012

thatsridicarus
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World of Warplanes German Aircraft Trailer

December 15 2011

thatsridicarus
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Crazy german kid Remix

November 01 2011

thatsridicarus
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU in different languages
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August 05 2011

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July 28 2011

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1st8:
Diese Seite ist auf Polnisch. Soll sie übersetzt werden?
ENGGAK. POKOKNYA ENGGAK. SOUP ITU SEBENERNYA SITUS AUSTRIA BUKAN POLANDIA :( udah jelas bahasanya Jerman gitu wtf Google Translate
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