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July 11 2014

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ostolero:

kaijifan:

ostolero:

sleep tight…

why the hell are you putting your forks to bed

they’re tired

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January 27 2014

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patronustrip:

tootsienoodles:

freackthehopeful:

weasleyrocksyoursocks:

You have your mother’s cheek bones

I hope this post comes back to me when it has a short story attached. 

The Utensils were a happy family, just like any other. Fork was a loving, caring father, who worked at a bank, and Spoon was his beautiful wife, who owned a small business that allowed her to spend a lot of time with their son, Spork. Every day, when Fork came home from work, he gently clinked against the rim of Spoon’s face and asked how her day had been. She would go on and on about how her Aunt Bowl was letting anyone fill her up these days, and telling him he would never guess who they got a phone call from today (it was his brother, Knife), and he would just lean back against the china cabinet, staring at his wife’s beautiful reflective surface, and know everything was right in the world. 

One day, however, everything was suddenly not right in the world at all.

Fork woke up in the silverware drawer and instantly knew something was wrong. He looked over to where Spoon normally slept, confused when he saw nothing but empty space. Or, at least, he thought it was empty. It took him a minute to see the small note left there. Oh no. God, no, he thought.

He picked up the note with shaking prongs, and read amid tears:

“Fork,

     I’m sorry to leave you like this, but I just couldn’t face seeing you. It’s too painful. I’m not strong enough to tell you this to your face, and I know that makes me a coward. I know that makes me a horrible utensil. But I can’t do this anymore.

     Do you remember Cow’s party the other night? The night she was so drunk she swore she jumped over the moon? Well, I met someone that night. His name is Dish. And we’re running away together.

     Please, don’t try and find us. Dish makes me happy. He doesn’t spend all day staring at me, looking at himself in my reflection. 

Goodbye, Fork.

-Spoon”


Fork collapsed to the ground, wishing he could tell Spoon that the reason he loved staring at her reflective surface so much, was because of the way her surface magnified everything around her, making it seem so much greater and more beautiful than people could see themselves as normally. Her personality did the same thing. It’s what he loved most about her. And what he would miss most of all.

I CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS FUCKING SITE.

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August 13 2013

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Plants-shaped Tablewares
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July 25 2013

lordkat:

lordkat:

can i have a fork

image

do you have a metal one

image

i planned this for days guys why wont you love me


x

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July 14 2013

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July 06 2013

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moustaxpikachu:

PLEASE!DON’T KILL ME!i HAVE FAMILY,I HAVE CHIL…WAAAAA!

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April 22 2013

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iPod nano bars n nougats. Uploaded on dA in 2008, redone in 2013 and voila.
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April 18 2013

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March 16 2013

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March 03 2013

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Rabbit Ears Salad Servers

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December 08 2012

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October 24 2012

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September 20 2012

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So Much Pun: SO TRVE KVLT
(via Cheezburger)
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September 04 2012

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August 09 2012

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fork metal
Tags: metal fork horns
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July 25 2012

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May 09 2012

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April 26 2012

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December 09 2011

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Restaurant Mirador del Alto: Piano
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October 11 2011

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I forgot where I got this from...
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