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"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
“ Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation ”— Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
MISSION: find the exact slope of spock’s eyebrows
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OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS
"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."
the only thing I think of when I see this is like
have you ever realized that the eyebrow hair on a dog never ends
dogs are covered in eyebrow hair
dogs are walking eyebrows
they are eyebrows
"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
"Basically the price of a night on the town!"
"I'd love to help kickstart continued development! And 0 EUR/month really does make fiscal sense too... maybe I'll even get a shirt?" (there will be limited edition shirts for two and other goodies for each supporter as soon as we sold the 200)