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June 03 2015

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operaspaz:

anomalyaday:

I’m dying last night we had a house party and at one point I remembered I have a lit paper due this week and decided to get started on it, this morning I woke up to this

Holy hell this is brilliant.

Reposted fromkilljill killjill

April 01 2015

December 15 2014

whosaprettypolyglot:

I told one of my students that his oral presentation was on the 3rd of december

He seems to have slightly misunderstood me - I just received an email titled “here is the assignment about the 3rd of december”

He’s literally written me a short essay about the 3rd of december

he’s explained what the 3rd of december is as well as every important historical event that has ever happened on the 3rd of december

what do I do omfg

Reposted bymatuss matuss

December 06 2014

thatsridicarus

good transition words to use on your SAT essay:

rick-sanchez:

  • however
  • although
  • not to mention
  • macklemoreover

stabbystabbysdownfall:

I put ‘Macklemoreover’ as a transition in a research paper I was writing for school because I couldn’t think of a good one at the moment but I forgot to take it out before I turned my paper in.

August 14 2014

ladygolem:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

image

what the fuck

ditched

even Microsoft Word is done with doing yo essays n needs some Skyrim

Reposted byTrollowniaVermillion

March 21 2014

thatsridicarus

caloriqe:

mckillington:

i-zelyonii-popugai:

mustbekarma:

agentbartowski:

can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?

nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.

One shits you not

Also acceptable: This author shits you not

It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally. 

omg

"One would not be considered shat"

Reposted byasztat asztat

November 23 2013

thatsridicarus

October 15 2013

thatsridicarus

April 29 2012

thatsridicarus

Magic Essay Typer

imaballoon:

squirreltastic:

himapapaftw:

steveykins:

radiolocked:

fangirlcrack:

darkdean:

hard-y-addicted:

WHAT IS THIS FUCKERy???

Oh. My. GOD.

Is it bad that I typed in Benedict Cumberbatch? OMG THERE’S AN ESSAY

HOLY HELL

WHTA THE FUCK IS THIS

ITS WRITTING A ESSAY ON SQUIRRELS OMFG

1st time: Adam Young

2nd time: Tennis

I typed Indonesian Independence Day but they can't do that topic & then I chose Copycat Crimes instead... HOLY CRAP. Darn it Wikipedia you did it again
Reposted bycellmakingmoviesmonimichzusia

March 22 2012

thatsridicarus
Is this essay supposed to be a rant of how plain donuts are secretly bagels in disguise?
Reposted bykrolfasolekgilly-gillytheprussian

September 29 2011

thatsridicarus
This is me doing homework
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