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June 13 2018

thatsridicarus
drunk in the garden with a snake who's secretly judging me cuz what i was drinking might not even be wine. [X]

June 03 2015

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operaspaz:

anomalyaday:

I’m dying last night we had a house party and at one point I remembered I have a lit paper due this week and decided to get started on it, this morning I woke up to this

Holy hell this is brilliant.

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November 11 2014

September 19 2014

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prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

professorfangirl:

I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:

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I'm somewhat glad and sad at the same time that Soup never had that problem.
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July 18 2014

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September 15 2013

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kelsiefag:

peaceloveandbrittana:

toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids

reposting for the comment omg

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May 09 2013

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March 15 2013

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oneofmyturns:

fadingroots:

Drunk? Naw, just proving how smart as fuck they are!

Playful behavior

In recent years, biologists have recognized that birds engage in play. Juvenile Common Ravens are among the most playful of bird species. They have been observed to slide down snowbanks, apparently purely for fun. They even engage in games with other species, such as playing catch-me-if-you-can with wolves, otters and dogs.[77] Common Ravens are known for spectacular aerobatic displays, such as flying in loops or interlocking talons with each other in flight.[78][79]

They are also one of only a few wild animals who make their own toys. They have been observed breaking off twigs to play with socially.[80]

(via batlesbo)

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November 26 2012

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HIMYM 2-22
Drunk Lily is drunk
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November 22 2012

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Go home physics...

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November 14 2012

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Go home, aliens. You're drunk.
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November 11 2012

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Go home architect...

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November 05 2012

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Four stages of drunkenness
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October 27 2012

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October 03 2012

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Fight Club Film Fact!
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September 27 2012

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I Dare My Parents To Do This!!
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September 26 2012

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Drink... Drunk. Tony Stark would own this cup XD
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September 11 2012

thatsridicarus

  

Loki gets sentimental when he’s drunk. Oh, the irony.

But can we please talk about how no one has Loki feels like Tom has? NO ONE.

Shall I provide some examples?

(He’s like this with his other characters too, which is part of the reason he’s one of my new favorite actors. I just love the way he talks about them cause you can tell he knows them inside and out and it’s just so great and inspiring to listen to because as an animator I need to improve my acting skills and hjhdkjsahdjksada ok I’ll shut up now.)

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