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July 03 2015

clingybrat:

sex for the first time

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December 15 2014

leonardbonesy:

I love working at amazon during the holidays because you get to see all of the things people order for Christmas. It’s fun thinking that the little froggy rainboots you just shipped out will make some toddler miles away squeal with delight, or the earrings you just stuck in a box will earn a kiss. 

but then you box a huge black dildo shaped like a fist.

November 19 2014

thatsridicarus

November 03 2014

thatsridicarus
My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock.

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.
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October 18 2014

thatsridicarus

October 13 2014

thatsridicarus

slafennog:

How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

totallyfubar:

I’m 100% sure it was just George

oh-shit-it-is-our-division:

No

consultingmoosecaptain:

First of all fuck you

blue-boxeddreamer:

Secondly GO BACK TO HELL SATAN

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October 08 2014

thatsridicarus
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kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

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September 14 2014

thatsridicarus
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what-the-frick-frack-patty-wack:

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized

i was at Claire’s

it was just a pen

i cannot believe i broke 1000 folloWers overnight because of a post about a goddamn rAINBOW CACTUS DILDO PEN

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough

inmydreamsofcolor:
but aren’t those rubber spiky things like not even prickly? I remember them being really soft. It might not even be that uncomfortable…
werewolftushie:
My friend and I were once at Claire’s and she grabed it and literally asked if it is a dildo. Well, anything can be one if you’re brave enough! :D

jk, please don’t put wierd things inside your body!

thelittledogthatlaughed:

I actually thought this was a dildo first Lol before reading the comments

I’d use it
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June 09 2014

thatsridicarus

soulgems:

sO I WAS AT WORK GETTING PIZZA DOUGH FROM THE FREEZER AND THIS GIANT PIECE OF ICE FALLS ON ME SO I PICK IT UP AND WITHOUT REALIZING IT I WHISPERED “ICE DILDO” OUT LOUD BUT APPARENTLY MY COWORKER HEARD ME BECAUSE THE NEXT THING I KNOW HES ON THE GROUND CRYING FROM LAUGHTER

(via superchemical)

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May 31 2014

thatsridicarus
Anthony Padildo & Ian Hecocks
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February 13 2014

thatsridicarus

January 02 2014

thatsridicarus
Dildo Misadventures - via Oh Joy Sex Toy
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September 12 2013

thatsridicarus
orgasmictipsforgirls:
avengers sex toys?

i would be interested in these assembling.

in my pants.

(via sarmai)

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June 15 2012

thatsridicarus

September 19 2011

thatsridicarus
So Nicki Minaj won’t be using any sex toys during the Femme Fatale tour. Yea I guessing Britney’s young fans will have screaming parents if Nicki parades on stage with a dildo. Good call.

September 14 2011

thatsridicarus

June 02 2011

thatsridicarus
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Reusing your dildo 101
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April 02 2011

thatsridicarus
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Ahhh Disney with the classic hidden innuendos.
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