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July 03 2015

clingybrat:

sex for the first time

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December 15 2014

leonardbonesy:

I love working at amazon during the holidays because you get to see all of the things people order for Christmas. It’s fun thinking that the little froggy rainboots you just shipped out will make some toddler miles away squeal with delight, or the earrings you just stuck in a box will earn a kiss. 

but then you box a huge black dildo shaped like a fist.

November 19 2014

thatsridicarus

November 03 2014

thatsridicarus
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October 18 2014

thatsridicarus

October 13 2014

thatsridicarus

slafennog:

How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

totallyfubar:

I’m 100% sure it was just George

oh-shit-it-is-our-division:

No

consultingmoosecaptain:

First of all fuck you

blue-boxeddreamer:

Secondly GO BACK TO HELL SATAN

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October 08 2014

thatsridicarus
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kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

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September 14 2014

thatsridicarus
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June 09 2014

thatsridicarus

May 31 2014

thatsridicarus

February 13 2014

thatsridicarus

January 02 2014

thatsridicarus
Dildo Misadventures - via Oh Joy Sex Toy
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September 12 2013

thatsridicarus
orgasmictipsforgirls:
avengers sex toys?

i would be interested in these assembling.

in my pants.

(via sarmai)

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June 15 2012

thatsridicarus

September 19 2011

thatsridicarus
So Nicki Minaj won’t be using any sex toys during the Femme Fatale tour. Yea I guessing Britney’s young fans will have screaming parents if Nicki parades on stage with a dildo. Good call.

September 14 2011

thatsridicarus

June 02 2011

thatsridicarus
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Reusing your dildo 101
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April 02 2011

thatsridicarus
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Ahhh Disney with the classic hidden innuendos.
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