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April 09 2017

thatsridicarus
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having a serious talk about friendship and maturity with a friend and he just had to say "we're nicer dicks" so i just had to bust some dick puns

a reminder that I'm 25 and he's 27.

July 07 2015

the-boy-with-the-kaiju-tattoos:

illkim:

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

You could finish him or finish him

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July 04 2015

dylanohcryin:

nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH E’S NOT TOUCHIGN HIS CHEST…..

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June 30 2015

"Wow you’re right, he is big!”

May 11 2015

thatsridicarus
6271 f812
romantyzm musi być

March 25 2015

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March 22 2015

thatsridicarus
WTF WHY. JUST WHY.

February 05 2015

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January 24 2015

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January 21 2015

A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominant gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct…

brassholes:

Actually female is the default genetic setting so penises are just giant grotesque clitorises.

kcc0:

That’s also why guys have nipples. 

awkwaben:

sherlock—kun:

wow i actually didn’t know that

tittlywinkss:

Lol when I took gender studies in high school our teacher told us this and every guy in the room looked terrified

hippodude:

Basic mammalian biology.

justcallmeshayne:

I thought this was common knowledge? O.o well, passing it on to educate others :)

ASAPscience made a video about how we all begin life as females.
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January 07 2015

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December 06 2014

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November 21 2014

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November 19 2014

thatsridicarus
Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation
— Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
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October 31 2014

tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

October 29 2014

thatsridicarus
9628 afae

fuckyeahshezza:

ceywoozle:

fuckyeahshezza:

Sherlock sending this to John like

"Hope you don’t mind I took a pic of your arse last night"

john replying being like “if anyone asks me why i married you from now on i can at least show them this picture to prove it wasn’t for your dick.”

And Sherlock’s like “That was clever and I am chuckling but my dick game was so strong you shaved for me within 24 hours of me coming back from the dead.”

October 21 2014

thatsridicarus
jsantagato - How To Sext [x]

fvanjik:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG 
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD
moment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics

(Source: rawunmedicatedheartt)
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October 17 2014

thatsridicarus

batlock:

so.

cards against humanity.

i’m a big fan. well, i bought this.

image

it’s great. it hold all of my shit. but it holds something else too.

if you have it, open your box.

image

you see how i started to tear away at the top of the box there?

do that.

do it carefully.

image

holy shit.

there’s something in there. what could that be?

image

there’s a card.

there is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

but what card?

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i fucking love these people.

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October 15 2014

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trailerparkof-whores
:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

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October 10 2014

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