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January 15 2015

thatsridicarus

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No, we can’t fucking talk about either of those things. What we can talk about, though, is the fact that things like this are the reason that:

  • her new album has few love songs
  • she told Rolling Stone that she doesn’t date anymore
  • she finds it necessary to make fun of herself every chance she gets
  • why “Shake it Off” exists
  • why she DOESN’T DATE ANYMORE
  • why she refuses to date even though it’s her own personal life
  • did i mention that she doesn’t allow herself to date anymore lol

This isn’t funny. This is fucking disgusting. Sure, she looks like she’s shrugging it off like a joke. I get that it’s a joke. So does she. But do people not understand that Taylor Alison Swift’s entire future is basically ruined? She has dated six people in her entire eight year career. Six. Not fifteen in the last year. Not twelve. Not six people in eight months. Six people in eight YEARS. Still, though, she seems to get slammed for it by every media outlet, by every award show host, by every country music fan, by every One Direction fan, by every person who reads any magazine where they pull information out of their asses to get money. They have no problem ruining someone’s reputation for money.

Taylor Swift is a twenty-four year old girl who will eventually need someone to spend the rest of her life with. How is that going to happen now? Not only does Taylor get bashed, but any male she is seen with gets bashed. Taylor could be seen with her brother and get slammed for having a new boyfriend. Sorry, HollywoodLife, but I don’t think Taylor’s very much into incest. 

Whoever decides to date Taylor is going to get shit on by magazines and people everywhere. “Haha, bro, watch out. She might write a song about you” will probably be the end to every article about her future boyfriend and her relationship. Maybe some man out there will be able to brush that off, but what the fuck

A twenty-four year old girl with a heart of absolute gold shouldn’t be forced to go through that. She is trying to live her dream while leaving the greatest impact on the world she possibly can, and now she has to control what she released, who she dates, who she’s seen with, and basically just control every single little aspect of her life. I get that it’s the life of a celebrity, but take Adam Levine for example. He’s a great guy. He’s also idolized by women everywhere. He’s had more girlfriends in his career than Taylor. Do you hear about that?

Get rid of the double standard; let Taylor Swift live her life without the rumors, the jokes, and the hate. As someone who Taylor has impacted positively, it’s just really fucking annoying.

You know when you’re in class with someone who has no idea what the fuck they’re talking about? That’s what being a Taylor Swift fan is like, everywhere. Turn on the TV, false information. Open a magazine, false information. Scroll through Twitter, false information.

Instead of making jokes about Taylor’s relationship-life, why don’t they make fun of her for, I don’t know, something harmless? Tell her she’s addicted to Instagram because she is sometimes seen up at 4 in the morning commenting paragraph upon paragraph of comforting messages to tweens who are dealing with things they don’t know how to deal with.

God damn.

*stands up and applauds*  

reposting forever

July 31 2014

What's the best dating advice you have?

Do something crazy that makes it easy for you both to remember the day, like pee on a tree together side by side, or wear matching mismatching socks (if you get what I mean) on the date. Or, if you get the chance, prank the hell out of as much people in your surroundings as you can, as a team. Cuz if you two make a pretty good team, (s)he might be the one for you.

July 24 2013

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Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter]
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August 22 2012


nerd-beside-the-universe:

I have made an Adventure Time break through! 


In the last episode, we found out that *dun dun dun* Lady is pregnant

But remember Jake’s 15 tier plan? 

“And here she lets you touch her horn for the very first time”

hmm. Lady has a horn….

“And here she let’s you discover all 15 feet of her beautiful stomach” 

I don’t know how long Lady is, but I can only assume there’s at least 15.

Really Jake?

Why didn’t you stay away from tier 15? Hmmmm.

good job Jake. 

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August 18 2012

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Dude, That Last Line Didn't Make Your Situation Any Better
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July 28 2012

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Apparently she thinks 'mistress' means 'princess' :D
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July 13 2012

thatsridicarus
I really can’t picture anyone having a crush on me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep, or telling their friends about me. I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I said hi to them, or even just smiled at them. I can’t picture someone smiling at the computer screen or their cell phones when we’re talking. I mean like; why would they even do that? I’m just me. Nothing extraordinary, or special.
— (via wickedwitchofthenorth)
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May 29 2012

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Just an old saying.
characters look a tad bit like danbo though except not completely square
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April 29 2012

thatsridicarus

imaballoon:

youretheskythatifellthrough:

It’s important to me that girls I date like animals as it shows that they have a heart and they’re a sweetcaring person.”

Dude, I know I’ve reblogged this recently, but.

I just want to say that I love how he loves animals.

It makes me really happy somehow. :)

and just for the record, I love animals too.

All animal-loving chicks unite!

April 07 2012

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The sad facts & rules you have to obey when dating a musician

March 23 2012

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For more dating tips & hilarity, visit Last Place Comics
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March 07 2012

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Forever Sleeping Alone
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December 19 2011

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