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November 21 2014

lnnea:

My boss loves Beyoncé and her birthday is the same as Beyoncé and when she first started dating her boyfriend she asked him about his birthday and it was the same as jay-z and she told me that was the main reason she decided to have a baby with him

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November 19 2014

thatsridicarus
Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation
— Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
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November 15 2014

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avatarparallels:

Book 3: New Ships.

YES. YES. I SHIP ‘EM ALL
Also I wish Bopal would stay & be as sweet as P'liHeer (or ZahP'li or whatever you call the Zaheer x P'li ship)

Ghazan & Ming Hua is kinda awkward though. But hey they have matching hairdos.

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rebcebabart:

DONT SPEAK JUST LET THE FEELS FLOW IN YOUR BODY



I am very

very


very


very tired.


Please do not reupload, or use my art without my personal permission! Pretty please~! <3

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November 10 2014

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roachpatrol:

awwww-cute:

Girlfriend’s mice tangle their tails when cuddling

what the fuck this is too cute

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November 09 2014

vigaishere:

missymagius:

relationship goals

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And when you grow up…

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(Source: glaycia)

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November 02 2014

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October 21 2014

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10/10 pictures of frank + jamia.

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October 20 2014

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October 06 2014

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piqued-geek:

nickelode0n:

sorry but a relationship where you forbid each other to talk to the opposite sex isn’t a relationship at all. love is about admiration not possession, we might live in a world where materialism is acceptable but people aren’t the same you can’t control someone like that

*sends this to all the couples at my school*

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October 05 2014

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Bigotry Unleashed - Notalwaysright



(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)

Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”

Gay Man: “Excuse me?”

Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”

Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”

Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”

(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)

Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”

(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)

Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”

Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”

Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”

(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

(via thnks-fr-th-fndms)

October 02 2014

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camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

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September 11 2014

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fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

spockhetti:

HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED

AND SHE’S LIKE YEAH SO WE ONLY HAVE TO ACT LIKE WE ARE A COUPLE BUT WE’RE NOT OF COURSE IT WILL BE FUN

HAHAHAHAHA M8 I HAVE READ ENOUGH FANFICTION TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

That last sentence.

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September 03 2014

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via I don't want you to save the world - The Oatmeal

bluedogeyes:

I don’t want you to save the world by Matthew Inman

"i just want you to put your arms around me when it ends"

Artist website / facebook / twitter

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August 26 2014

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August 22 2014

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July 30 2014

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stolh:

i’m watching divorce court and i swear this couple is the same guy

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July 13 2014

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everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

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Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

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I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

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July 08 2014

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strychnineink:

gerard and lindsey are real cute

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