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June 20 2015

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spamalot2000:

dylan-oscream-my-name:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity :

Go ahead and just try to pick a favorite answer

I’m going to spread my STDs everywhere, using this condom

Are we not gonna talk about the one on the bottom right corner

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December 19 2014

Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

thaxted:

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

This has more logical integrity than the original game though.

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November 05 2014

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crystalsrad:

this is my FAVORITE one so far

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September 27 2014

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lacigreen:

nickjetset:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!

sassy trojan, damn.  i like

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September 12 2014

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September 09 2014

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sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy

Tags: shrek condom
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August 01 2014

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orgasmictipsforgirls:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

the sassy nineties

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July 29 2014

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itseasytoremember:

chubsdeuce:

measureyourlifeinfruitcake:

maybenotboring:

bittersilver:

kawaiiflowerchild:

This is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small.

When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow.

well clearly I’ve been spending too much on socks

My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, “So girls, if a boy ever says that he’s too big for condoms, you run. You run so far.”

my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go
‘why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot’  

this post literally has nothing i do not enjoy

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March 26 2014

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capitana-kaylee:

manafromheaven:

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

yOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: baddaysequence, via zekestiel)

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December 10 2013

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Get NAKED : Four Seasons Condoms #GetNAKED
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October 06 2013

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November 28 2012

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Gangnam Style is overrated but this is funny. The last one omg.
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October 08 2012

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Crocs win all the time
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Tags: big ben condom
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January 08 2012

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7 years is nothing compared to FOREVER.
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December 01 2011

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Best condom ads: creative dicks ?
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October 29 2011

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FC2 female condom: All about Pleasure

September 05 2011

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Other uses for condoms
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September 04 2011

June 15 2011

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Good reasons indeed.
Tags: banana condom
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