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April 24 2015

thatsridicarus

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

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December 20 2014

thatsridicarus

not-fun:

Who is she

the new standard for victoria's secret models
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November 18 2014

princess-fluffybutt:

sassyhiddles:

grimdarkcarnival:

missingdinosaur:

methroid:

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

Omg I can’t

As a guy I second this.

November 15 2014

rin-matsuokas-hips:

conductoroftardislight:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

organic milk bags

monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall

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November 13 2014

thatsridicarus
Bra Sizes Explained
(source: styleguru, via 9GAG)
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September 21 2014

thatsridicarus
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
shingeki-no-kou (via ~Gracie's World~)
Tags: boobs bra truth
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September 17 2014

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kawaii-afro-fluff:

shoebilleddinosaur:

thats-not-victorian:

Huh.

I’m not an A cup, or a B cup, or even a D cup. In a T cup.

STOP

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August 09 2014

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mypocketshurt90:

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

I have seen this on my dash three times and I still don’t get it. Is it something to do with John Green?

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July 25 2014

thatsridicarus

July 23 2014

thatsridicarus

religiousmom:

if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong

reactional:

some girls change their bras daily?

empresspinto:

How often are you supposed to change them? O_o

serrabloodsong:

Wait…you’re supposed to own more than one?

skinnyliesandbloodylines:

Wait some people only own one bra?

project-alexithymia:

Dude, have you seen how expensive bras are for a comfortable one?

twasitwas:

lifewasted:

templeofthebabes:

whats a bra

where am i

who am i

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June 16 2014

thatsridicarus

avengingbutt:

the-super-sized-mcshizzle-man:

mskneesocks:

if a u can see a someone’s bra through their shirt do you care.  like do u really care.  it’s probably a hecka cute bra right and i bet they spent like 20 dollars on that bra.  maybe even 30 dollars idk.  don’t shun the bra appreciate the bra

It’s underwear. It’s not supposed to be seen

image

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April 05 2014

thatsridicarus

magstah:

The things you find at the printer at school

(Source: magstah, via bigbagoflittledonuts)

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November 16 2012

thatsridicarus
  • anything smaller than a c cup: must be pre-pubescent. ugly patterns, and colours. lots of animals and stripes.
  • c to d cup: a woman! pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
  • anything over a d cup: beige. lots and lots of beige.
bustygirlcomics
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October 08 2012

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August 26 2012

thatsridicarus
Bra-robics
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August 19 2012

July 24 2012

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July 17 2012

thatsridicarus

zeekayart:

a page for realindevelopment’s zine :D

you should all elect me as queen ok? ok.

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June 10 2012

thatsridicarus

bustygirlcomics:

Life Lessons from Taiwan…

Amy T. Falcone is a freelance illustrator and cartoonist for the long running webcomic [citation needed] and newly debutedCardigan Weather

Her work and contact info are available at her blog.

Source: bustygirlcomics
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April 13 2012

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