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June 04 2015

kariki:

notentirelymediocre:

finallyfrontiered:

sociallysnapjodie:

egobus:

boyfriend requirements: 

  • is a feminist
  • not a racist 
  • dances (not necessarily well) 
  • is a cutie
  • is not a murderer 
  • likes puppies 

yes cause obviously if someone is not a feminist they are obviously scum (sarcasm)

  • Isn’t that guy

Man the bar could not get any lower and yet some men still can’t reach it.

The bar was an inch above the ground and the guy dug a hole to avoid it.

December 11 2014

thatsridicarus

risinginsurgency:

These are the real love stories. Where’s this dudes movie?

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November 21 2014

lnnea:

My boss loves Beyoncé and her birthday is the same as Beyoncé and when she first started dating her boyfriend she asked him about his birthday and it was the same as jay-z and she told me that was the main reason she decided to have a baby with him

October 31 2014

thatsridicarus
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crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

lancrebitch:

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

the-goddamazon:

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

i want an update on this

staticdiplomat:

FUCKING AMAZING

favabean05:

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

221bbarricade:

Charlie Fisher was met by the girls shouting “liar, liar” as he walked out of arrivals.

A cheating boyfriend got his comeuppance when he touched down in the UK following a holiday – and walked straight into his three girlfriends.

Charlie Fisher, 20, had barely set foot on English soil at Luton Airport when he heard someone shouting ‘liar, liar’ – and saw the three girls he had been seeing being each other’s backs marching towards him.

Becky Connery, 17, said she planned the (not so) welcome party after finding out her love rat boyfriend had been texting a girl behind her back.

‘He came out and froze,’ she told The Sun.

The girls found each other through text and Facebook and hatched the plan (Picture: Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham)

‘We started calling him a cheat and a liar really loudly. He didn’t have anything to say.’

After seeing the message, Becky got in touch with the 20-year-old girl – who does not want to be identified – and together, the pair found a third girl through Facebook, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham.

‘I just wanted to see his face when all three of us were in the same place,’ Lizzie, 19, told The Sun.

Becky later said that after confronting her cheating ex, he ‘ran to his nana’.

Charlie, from Hertfordshire, would invent friends and lie about family commitments in order to juggle the three girls, according to reports.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/16/rumbled-cheating-boyfriends-three-girlfriends-confront-him-together-at-airport-4870812/

amberrosesshavedhead:

Beautiful

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July 17 2014

thatsridicarus

So my boyfriend did a thing.

hellochameleon:

My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.

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It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!

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He left a lot of cute notes and tips around town.

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He remembered my favorite Kanto starter.<3

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I was surprised it ran pretty well. I went on my journey and leveled up my Pokemon!

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He showed me support and encouragement through a ton of NPC dialogue.

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Then as im ending the game I come across this.

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;u;

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July 10 2014

sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

September 04 2013

thatsridicarus

August 13 2013

thatsridicarus

funsubstance:

What to do with a boyfriend

I heard it makes you dinner & does your laundry tho
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August 10 2013

July 10 2013

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those two dont know each other

May 06 2013

thatsridicarus

March 01 2013

thatsridicarus
5 Reasons a Vibrator is Better than a Real Guy - theoatmeal
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February 14 2013

thatsridicarus
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Grow a boyfriend.
I'd buy this for fun, but no. First of all, I'm not that desperate, and secondly this doesnt say "makes you a sandwich" on the package :/
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October 13 2012

thatsridicarus
February 30th
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August 09 2012

thatsridicarus
Le 'le' all over le ragecomic le funny le lol
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July 18 2012

thatsridicarus

(Source: amorihs)

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July 07 2012

thatsridicarus
I made it on the FML illustrations XD
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May 04 2012

thatsridicarus

April 10 2012

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Epic boyfriend is epic, even if the egg is only close enough
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March 27 2012

thatsridicarus
Cat versus Human:
You marry me, you marry my cats too.
Apparently cats understand the privacy rule. They just tend to ignore them.
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