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July 10 2015

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

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June 24 2015

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choosekind:

hiddeninneverland:

nothing beats a good book, a cup of coffee and some chocolates ✨

Cant argue with that! #ChooseKind

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piisiid:

Reading #Wonder #ChooseKind #TheWonderOfWonder

Hipster Auggster haha

June 22 2015

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onehundredandonebooks:

yeolime:

onehundredandonebooks:

I’d better get to work

AND THE TWO GUYS REALIZE THEY WERE ONLY FIGHTING FOR THE GIRL BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO IMPRESS EACH OTHER

THIS IS AN IMPROVEMENT

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June 05 2015

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Today is World Environment Day! How do you plan to make a positive impact on our Earth?
the least i can do right now is recycle all the wasted paper due to stupid photocopying mistakes, which strangely doubled the amount today idk why. someone mustve been pranking us.
but hey i made a notebook
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June 03 2015

walkingbomb:

a fantasy book where:

  • the necromancer isn’t at all evil, keeps their reanimated cat as a companion
  • the ‘dark lord’ is woman who wears a floor length floral cloak and pink kitten heels
  • the orcs are highly intelligent and frequently engage in orc chess and deep philosophical debates
  • the elvish archer is the clumsiest, most inaccurate little shit ever
  • the bard writes deep emo poetry, constantly quoting sonnets by the most talented musicians of the era-  ‘fall out bard’ and ‘panic at the inn’
  • the mage only knows 3 spells- and they all involve cutlery
  • the intellectual character that finds the powerful relic/enchanted item/mysterious glowy thing is 120% done with all of it ‘for GODS sake, that is the SEVENTH DARK ORB THIS YEAR are yOU KIDDING’
  • the healer character is also the most ripped, usually ends up treating their own wounds more than anyone elses
  • the ‘deep broody’ character is actually mute the whole time but no one realises and thinks it’s just part of his moody persona until he has to fucking spell it out for them (literally), spends the whole story making exasperated faces and gestures
  • the dragon that’s hunting them down for the whole story is actually just trying to give back the shoe that one of them lost while running away, and is actually very conversational ‘bro, you’ve got this all wrong– look, you dropped this bro, haha i’m always forgetting stuff too don’t worry’
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May 21 2015

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pleviose:

Unburdened By Meaning • Adam Tullie & Devendra Banhart

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May 14 2015

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hidefjesus:

I laminated a paper towel

urbandictionaryfinds:

why does this have 31 thousand notes

oneglitterorgy:

You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.

cuddlemonstercas:

But wait this is actually freaking me out though, it raises so many questions about the otherwise incomprehensible meaning of life as a collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity

Imagine if one day you were given a choice: Become immortal and indestructible for eternity, unable to be harmed by anything ever again, and get to live forever.

However, in order to achieve that you must give up whatever your purpose in life is. Whatever it is that you were always meant to do, what you were supposed to contribute to the overall scheme and future of the life of the universe, your purpose… the whole reason you were even created, even born in the first place. You must give that up. You don’t know what that is. You’ll never know; But, regardless, you say yes.

Perhaps you assume you wouldn’t have made any sort of significant difference anyway. That butterfly effect theory or whatever they call it? Nah, you call bullshit. It doesn’t matter - you don’t matter, at least not to anything outside of your immediate connections - and it’ll all be fine, and you’ll just live forever with minimal (or maybe even no) consequences.

So, yay! You’re now immortal. You’ll never die or get hurt ever again. Wee!

But then, centuries and centuries later (not to mention that by this point you’ve gone through horrible heartbreak and misery and despair because every loved one you ever had, every friend you ever made, ever person you barely got to know, has passed away, died as you lived on long without them, helpless to do anything for them as you watched them perish, unable to ever go with them or ever see them again. But I digress), now, you learn you actually were important in the grand scheme of things. You were supposed to be a key factor in the world’s survival, long ago; but, because of the choice you made (immortality over individual purpose), you were never given the knowledge or awareness or resources or ability to save the world that you were always supposed to obtain, before you unknowingly made the wrongest choice to ever wrong.

Needless to say, you’ve fucked up big time.

The entire universe as we know it is destroyed soon after this horrifying revelation. It implodes, collapses in on itself, essentially forming a massive black hole or something. Stars, nebulae, galaxies, solar systems and planets, worlds and worlds of living people and things, and light-years of time and space and life, all sucked up into absolute, indefinite nothingness.

But you remain.

Just you. Floating amongst, spiraling around, rocketing through, suspended in… nothing. With a feeling of such unbelievable loneliness that your feeble brain can hardly perceive, can’t possibly hope to comprehend. Not only are you the only living thing left, you don’t even have one inanimate object to keep you company. You have literally. Nothing. And you are literally nowhere. I mean, technically, you are now the universe - if it would bring you petty comfort to think about it that way. You. Only you. With nothing, no one, nowhere. Forever. And ever. And ever.

All because you thought you didn’t matter. That you had no real, meaningful purpose. That you could never possibly make a difference.

But you did. And now look what you’ve gotten yourself into, you silly nugget. You’re gonna be pretty bored and lonely for that eternity, huh?

Or maybe it was out of selfishness. Maybe this wasn’t because you felt useless, but because you simply only cared about prolonging your own life and nothing else. Hm.

The moral here? Be selfless, and always know and remember that you matter.

Or else, one day, you might destroy the universe. And be left to suffer, and be tortured horribly and endlessly by the void of nothingness that has consumed you. With no way to escape. Ever.

Other moral because I got sidetracked from my initial point - all things considered, would you choose longevity over purpose? Immortality over meaning? 

OR, IDK, MAYBE SOME IDIOT JUST LAMINATED A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL FOR NO GOOD REASON

AND MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE MEANING OF OUR SHORT, FRAGILE LIVES IN

A LAMINATED

PAPER

T OW E L

IDK MAN,

I D K

flyingbackwards:

Write. A. Book.

cuddlemonstercas:

What if I did write a book

and the pages of that book

were made out of

laminated

paper towels

roman-rory-fallen-angel:

I WASNT GONNA REPOST UNTIL THAT LAST COMMENT


dewchan7865:

This messed me up. 

Reposted bymolotovcupcake molotovcupcake

May 10 2015

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What is the last thing that made you laugh out loud?
THIS MUDDAFUGGIN BOOK I SWEAR TO GODZILLA

April 26 2015

thatsridicarus

choosekind:

The best part of posting a month’s worth of precepts? Checking the hashtag to see how our readers have been enjoying #365daysofwonder! Please keep posting! These beautifully handwritten #precepts were posted by byalinealbino . #thewonderofwonder #choosekind

March 22 2015

thatsridicarus

leela-summers:

Did anyone notice that the books and movies that Connie introduces to Steven have badass non-objectified female characters in leading roles? And that this is never seen as weird or a novelty for books or blockbuster films? And that Steven loves them completely and utterly? And that NO characters on the show EVER object to them or dismiss them as “girl stuff’?

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March 03 2015

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What's the last book you read?
the first edition of lawak kampus ever

February 05 2015

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brainpickings:

Little Tree: An Uncommonly Beautiful and Subtle Japanese Pop-Up Book about the Cycle of Life
Pop-up books have a singular magic, but even the pioneering vintage “interactive” picture-books of Italian graphic designer Bruno Munari can’t compare to the beauty, subtlety, and exquisite elegance of those by Japanese graphic designer and book artist Katsumi Komagata.When his daughter was born in 1990, Komagata expanded his graphic design studio, One Stroke, into publishing and began making extraordinary picture-books — including some particularly thoughtful and beguiling masterpieces for children with disabilities, from tactile pop-up gems to sign-language stories.

Read more...
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January 27 2015

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thatsridicarus

A_WritersStudio:

Best. Book. Review. Ever.

spoonful-of-mustard:

Most honest book review ever.

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November 29 2014

the-yolocaust:

a book where katniss everdeen imitates everything that jay-z does

mocking jay

Reposted bythepunnerynukot

November 26 2014

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motorizedmycologist:

becausebirds:

Bird lands on a page about itself.

"das me"

Tags: bird book gpoy
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tilly-and-her-books:

Do you like the colours of the sky? Book edition

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November 22 2014

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iguanamouth:

h a h a

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October 19 2014

What would be the title of your autobiography?

I Knew Chocolate Wings Melt Under The Sun But I Still Use Them And Fly Too Close To It Anyway - an autobiography by me

Finally I Got Mint Wings From The Store But They Still Burn Under The Sun - the sequel

My Friend Built An Armor With Steel Wings But They're Too Heavy To Fly - the trilogy
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