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July 08 2015

thatsridicarus

kaelio:

ianjq:

*gasps* oh my god. i have to draw you

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Hey, remember that time when I posted a picture and Steven Universe animator/animation director Ian J drew her?

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January 18 2015

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October 10 2014

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asapscience:

bogleech:

As C.M. Kosemen explains throughout All Yesterdays, we really can’t ever know how much fat and other soft tissues contributed to the overall shape of dinosaurs since that’s the first thing to rot and shrivel tight against their bones and like even a sperm whale has a little skinny skeleton.

so like

how would we know?

#WOAHDUDE

October 09 2014

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malglories:

i’m not even going to wait until october this year

the ghost jokes have begun

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October 02 2014

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foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

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September 18 2014

Then what's stopping ya from rockin that outfit?
Sketched this a few days ago. Digitized it last night.
The thought is based on my own frustration of wearing my favorite outfits & trying to look how I want myself to look in them sometimes (that's not me up there though, just a random person who wants to look good in their outfit).

...and then i thought everyone should see this because body-shaming should stop. It's not just towards cosplayers and models, it's also towards everyone else. And for those who hasn't complimented you in your favorite outfits yet, well now you're looking at it. Stay confident.

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August 23 2014

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mcranter:

sataninthechurch:

fiduckingstripedsocks:

stanlysatanly:

sexaulity:

what the everloving fuck is wrong with you people

Girl look at that body..

necples
would it be called a belly button ring or a necklace?
Geez, sexaulity, don’t have a… SUBHUMANOID MELTDOWN

wait, no that doesn’t work FFFFFFFFF

Forever LOLing at the comments instead of the actual picture

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August 15 2014

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theoatmeal: The evolution of Hugh Jackman's upper body
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July 02 2014

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ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

sarahdesdemona:

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury themvertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.



You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

g0kudera

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

mongezeas:

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

dixiesaurer:

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

sirisles:

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

I AFDGFHGKJHKHGFDSF I AM DONE

tephnos:

Don’t forget that the chances of being caught are greatly reduced if you murder someone who has no connection to you at all. Most murderers end up killing someone they know in some fashion, so they’re easily caught. Serial killers kill at random, hence why they can kill a lot before they screw up.

I am not a serial killer, honest.

imnotthereasonthatyoureinsane:

I am seriously concerned for all of you

grapefruitshampoo:

please don’t judge me for tagging this for future reference, IT’S FOR PURELY FICTIONAL PURPOSES OK


princess-azula:

I’M PRETTY SURE THE NEXT TIME I SEE THIS POST, ADVICE ON BURYING BODIES WILL ADD UP UNTIL IT SUFFICES TO BE COMPILED AS A HANDBOOK


zyzil:

How to kill a bitch: a guide by tumblr

thechosenone305:

FOR ALL MY FELLOW CRIME WRITERS

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May 26 2014

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kendrawcandraw:

Stop sexualizing my body stop shaming my body stop policing my body

orihime-strawberry-love:

BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS

BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS

BREAST ARE SEXUAL ORGANS

BREASTS ARE FUCKING SEXUAL ORGANS!!

WE DONT LET MEN WALK AROUND WITH THEIR DICKS OUT BECAUSE ITS A SEXUAL ORGAN!!

GET THE FUCK OVER IT YOUR FEMALE BREASTS ARE

  • SEXUAL
  • FUCKING
  • ORGANS!!!

source: X

tazzygal:

Ahem.

BREASTS ARE NOT SEXUAL ORGANS YOU INCONSIDERATE DICK!

Breasts are mammary organs, meaning their true and primary purpose is to nurse babies.

I’ll repeat that for the slow people in the class, you warthog-faced buffoon.

Breasts are mammary sacks. They are meant to feed babies, just like a cow’s udder. They aren’t sexual organs. They aren’t classified as such in biology texts (certainly none of the ones I checked out to answer this post)

Men have breasts, you pile of refuse. Their breasts are smaller than women’s, but they possess the same mammary glands and, properly stimulated, can produce milk. Men can get breast cancer. They can develop larger breasts due to excessive hormones. Their breasts are exactly like a women’s breast, except that since their testicles produce testosterone in high degree, they don’t have enough female hormones in their bodies to start lactating.

So, you pile of putrescence, you’re probably thinking, “If breasts aren’t sex organs then how come guys get horny looking at them and women get turned on by playing worth them, huh?”

The answers to both are so terribly simple that you might just be able to follow them if you pay attention, pig.

Men are enticed by breasts because they’re not allowed to see them. Women are sensitive because stimulation triggers two responses - bonding hormones and lactation.

In case you’re too simple to get this, I’ll break it down further for you. In cultures where breasts are viewed daily, they don’t do much to get a guy hot and bothered. There are hundreds of paintings from the renaissance period and earlier depicting women nursing babies, especially images of the Blessed Virgin nursing Christ, and none of these have ever been considered provocative, because that’s what boobs are for. Meanwhile, in cultures where everyone from baby sister to great-great grandma walk around topless because the weather will kill them otherwise, dudes don’t get raging erections every time they see a breast. They don’t find boobs enticing the way men do in America, where boobs are considered shameful and need to be hidden.

As for women getting aroused by their boobs being played with, you brainless donkey, a woman’s body responds to get nipples bring touched by flooding her body with bonding hormones that help her attach to get babies - you know, the people her breasts are actually supposed to be used by - and hormones that get her glands making milk. Also, please note that many women with large breasts don’t feel any stimulation when fondled, meaning they aren’t sensitive enough to get off on having their boobs played with.

Do me a favor and GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF YOU PURITANICAL ASS! My breasts are NOT SEXUAL ORGANS. They are lactation organs designed for my use and my baby’s use. Not for any man’s use or pleasure.

You inconsiderate space herpe.

micro-mochi:

Can I point out that male nipples also belonged to mammary organs necessary to nurse babies? 

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May 24 2014

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tastefullyoffensive:

An incredible picture of a soul leaving the body. [x]

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March 22 2014

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georgetakei:

This is so very…evil. And brilliant. http://ift.tt/1oU0x01

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January 24 2014

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letsjuststopandthink:

People feel sensations in different parts of their bodies when they experience emotions.

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November 11 2013

calumberjacked:

dancingaroundhogwarts:

remember when Raven did this show
remember when Raven also had an episode regarding racism
remember when Disney was good 

now all they do is make eating disorder and rape jokes

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November 06 2013

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unconsolable-daughter:

heather-m00ch:

kendrawcandraw:

Only thing I’m worried about pulling off is my earrings ‘cause we’re fighting bitch

Yessss

I have no problem with larger people wearing clothes that are revealing. I do have a problem with anyone wearing clothes that are too small for them (even if you’re thin like a runway model, if your clothes are two sizes too small you won’t look nice and you definitely aren’t going to be comfortable!).

My point being: stores that sell the cute hip trendy clothes need to sell larger sizes, so that everyone can look cute and also be comfortable.

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October 03 2013

thatsridicarus
     

motiveweight:

growingboobs:

"Plastic"

Plastic is a short film that deals with the obsession of body image….Whilst Anna is preparing for a first date with Henry, a man she has secretly loved for years, everything goes wrong until she discovers the impossible - to sculpt her appearance like clay to any shape she desires. You can watch the whole film HERE

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October 01 2013

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Play fullscreen
Why Does My Body Do That?! - Buzzfeed

September 21 2013

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I find this a pet peeve. Greatly. Especially when I try to sleep every night with the air con on.
ESPECIALLY the part with the hot neck and back & cold throat and lungs.
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September 18 2013

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September 17 2013

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secretlymartinfreeman:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 

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I feel particularly close to this one:

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

goodnight tumblr

(via awesomephilia)

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