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July 08 2017
May 15 2017
The Birthday Dude by _sevichka
her gift to me upon turning faux-19
May 14 2017
May 17 2015
May 15 2015
Dancing Queens
a comic I did earlier on March, been saving it in case I dont have time.
Featuring @purplecyanide cuz her birthday was on February
a comic I did earlier on March, been saving it in case I dont have time.
Featuring @purplecyanide cuz her birthday was on February
another year older... sigh
what's coating outside is the lighter faded concrete, but how you act is entirely the brighter translucent gem embedded inside.
15 • 5 • 1991
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what's coating outside is the lighter faded concrete, but how you act is entirely the brighter translucent gem embedded inside.
15 • 5 • 1991
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May 08 2015
Came accross this old news on the newsfeed
and all I can think of was Nikolai Fraiture.
DAT FAB CAKE TRAY THO
and all I can think of was Nikolai Fraiture.DAT FAB CAKE TRAY THO
April 27 2015
February 16 2015
[wierddad]
the cats are what really makes this for me
This is the most awesome baby picture ever.
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February 07 2015
February 03 2015
late LATE birthday comic for somewhereinneverland cuz I haven’t repaid her for the birthday comic she did for me last year. Either I didnt have time or i was just a lazy prick.
featuring All Time Low & used a monochrome color scheme
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January 28 2015
It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…
funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.
^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY
Not gonna lie, I now want to buy one for the sole purpose of watching people flail about trying to make it stop.
Is this the candle version of a Furby
we had one of these and we just pried the battery out what are you all doing
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January 27 2015
my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
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January 25 2015
December 19 2014
my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen
but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen
thank u little bread stick that made me feel better
this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts
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December 13 2014
i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.
BIRTH
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November 21 2014
My boss loves Beyoncé and her birthday is the same as Beyoncé and when she first started dating her boyfriend she asked him about his birthday and it was the same as jay-z and she told me that was the main reason she decided to have a baby with him
October 13 2014
Showing Tina some plushies and other things found in Hua Ho Manggis and some of the plushies matched our gang.
Also the birthday prediction, I dont buy them. But lol it's funny thinking how Tina's gonna act one day if she's married.
Also the birthday prediction, I dont buy them. But lol it's funny thinking how Tina's gonna act one day if she's married.
October 11 2014
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