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June 06 2015

alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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Reposted fromtron tron

June 04 2015

How to make a character's death sadder

the-right-writing:

  1.  Don’t have them die of old age after a long, fulfilling life. Many people don’t even think of this as sad (note that this can still work if you have enough of the other factors).
  2.  Leave one of their major goals unfinished. The more enthusiastic they are about completing the goal, the sadder.
  3.  Give them strong relationships with other characters.
  4.  Make them fight against whatever is causing their death. Their ultimate loss is sadder if they struggle.
  5.  Kill them in the middle of their character arc.
  6.  Don’t describe their funeral in detail. Maybe it’s just me, but I find that long descriptions of funerals kill the sadness.

stevraybro:

    That’s enough Satan’s publisher…

    shuttle-fly-blogs:

    7. If possible, try to kill them off in the middle of the story, so we had time to like them and we will have time to let the loss settle in.

    8. Also, place surviving characters in a situation where having the deceased person there would help them get out. You can choose whether you will point this fact out or if you want the audience to make the connection themselves.

    peachdoxie:

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    thehellspawnhero:

    9. Make them die by sacrificing themselves to save someone they love from a danger created by the antagonist.

    socialjusticeprincesses:

    based on a few deaths that made me blub like a baby…

    10. have their loved one, broken hearted, tell the team to stop fighting because “its over.” 

    11. have their pet come looking for them. 

    12. have their loved one perform a popular song at their funeral so it makes the fans cry whenever it’s played.

    13. family witnessing the death and/or blaming themselves.

    ~ Mulan

    asbehsam:

    so… let’s add some frustration to your dear readers’ sadness, shall we?

    14. kill the character in the middle of making a joke, smiling, or expressing/experiencing joy/happiness.

    15. make the character’s death slow and painful, but make them unable to call out for help even though they can literally see the other characters nearby.

    16. after killing the character, have others think the character had betrayed them so they’d always hate them and remember them as traitors and never say nice things about them… Give your readers no chance to have group-therapy with other characters by making them the only ones who know the truth.

    17. right before their death, show a side of them nobody has seen. (someone who is always tough and brave being genuinely scared of dying alone; someone who is always laughing being in tears before dying, etc.)

    18. make them the only person who knows a big important secret that would help other characters in the story.

    19. have them being lied to before dying. (thinking they’ve been betrayed; thinking they weren’t loved; thinking they’ve lost their loved ones, etc)

    20. make the character very enthusiastic/passionate about a certain goal, constantly put stress on their goal, have them die unexpectedly before they can reach their goal. 

    and the best one…

    21. have another beloved character kill them–better be a close friend to your character, one that absolutely nobody suspects, one that everyone can’t help but love, one who is always enthusiastic about things and encourages your character. THEN

    • reveal the truth only later when it’s too late and the a-hole character has already escaped.
    • have a cowardly character know the truth and never tell anyone else
    • have another character find out the truth and have them die before revealing it to others. 
    • have the said character ^ not actually die, but go through something so they’d forget the friend of the deceased character is actually an asshole. 

    This way only your readers will know the truth, thus the frustration would be… most enjoyable for you. 

    Satan out.

    sundownwinter:

    22. Don’t kill their body.  Kill their mind.

    Leave the physical shell walking and talking, but strip out everything that made that person who they were.  Make them forget all about their loved ones, themselves, their experiences and past, their skills, and have them have to start over completely from scratch.  Physical and mental disabilities bonus points.

    And keep them in a place where their loved ones will be taunted every day by a living ghost.

    Reposted fromAceluz Aceluz

    October 13 2014

    thatsridicarus

    slafennog:

    How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

    totallyfubar:

    I’m 100% sure it was just George

    oh-shit-it-is-our-division:

    No

    consultingmoosecaptain:

    First of all fuck you

    blue-boxeddreamer:

    Secondly GO BACK TO HELL SATAN

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    August 04 2014

    thatsridicarus

    fuqyourlies:

    reasonswhydansafail:

    sleepingartist:

    urbancatfitters:

    if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

    the first album : “Unknown album”

    the hit single: “track 1”

    album art

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    Some people wanna watch the world burn

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    July 21 2014

    thatsridicarus

    sleezestiel:

    shit-wentz:

    if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me

    and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

    i’m afraid of you

    Are you the complete opposite of satan
    Reposted byschaafZuruiPachadistellina43kanikani

    April 20 2014

    There should be a show called You'll Never Find Out

    lordwhat:

    There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

    grim-bark-tier:

    Well hello there satan

    steven-moffat:

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    cronusempire:

    NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES

    hacheload:

    AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. 

    bluewriters:

    SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN

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    March 29 2014

    thatsridicarus
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    s-trawberrryavalanche
    :

    hobbit-queen:

    anotherpursuitofhappiness:

    Best halloween costume ever.

    THAT IS THE BEST.

    are you satan

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    thatsridicarus
    8679 7060


    freshprinceofthefayz
    :

    fangpants:

    best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

    i think you need a nap satan

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    March 22 2014

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    georgetakei:

    This is so very…evil. And brilliant. http://ift.tt/1oU0x01

    Reposted frombwana bwana viaaperture aperture

    November 12 2012

    thatsridicarus

    September 08 2011

    starrynights-:

    shouldertappingghosts:

    If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

    are you satan

    blaineheavenanderson:

    thesmallestactofkindness:

    Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new:

    If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.

    are you satan

    meenah-and-the-diamonds:

    thebadwolf:

    Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

    are you satan

    didntyouhaveaflamingsword:

    hannabarbarian:

    hilarious prank idea: fill a piñata with spiders

    are you satan

    phantomofthe221bsupertardis:

    dangers-of-the-damned:

    timeywimeyhufflepuff:

    penguin-of-doom:

    Prank idea: invite all my whovian friends over for a party, put on the strobe lights, put on weeping angel costume.

    why would you

    Prank Idea: Invite all Whovian friends over, and while theyre sleeping, put tick marks on their arms and your own, then ask why youre holding a Sharpie. 

    are you satan

    Source: AreYouSatan.tumblr.com

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