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January 21 2015

October 06 2014





My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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August 04 2014

7189 4cc7


I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason.

(Source: blvckvanilla, via doodledinmypants)

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April 30 2014




There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.


thank you director fury

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February 13 2013

Apology's three parts
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