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July 07 2015

thatsridicarus

headfirstreverseoceanfalling:

endtroducer:

headfirstreverseoceanfalling:

endtroducer:

powerade - gives you power

gatorade - makes you an alligator

choose wisely….

*d*rinks both

y-you cant just do that! you cant do this! Youll overload yourself! youll become too powerful! you cant! dont do this!

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July 02 2015

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unclefather:

thelilnan:

darylfranz:

【画像】 カニvsワニ! カニの勝利! - ゴールデンタイムズ

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

“shhh stop talking”

May 26 2015

thatsridicarus
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reverseracist:

malformalady:

Alligator wearing a moss ‘sweater’

couture

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September 29 2014

thatsridicarus

February 08 2014

thatsridicarus
@petewentz: In Miami doing phone interviews in my birthday suit with an albino stuffed alligator. 
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February 27 2012

thatsridicarus
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