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"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
*gasp* THAT POKEMON EPISODE WITH THE PINKAN BERRIES IS CLOSE TO REAL LIFE1) Does not hurt rhinos
2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability
3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught
4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base
Win. Win. Win. Win.
5) makes rhinos look adorable & fashionable
Wow Imma drink this someday k thx
Jarvis, what is it?
Noooo Idea but it’s awesome looking
I mean, what’s the worst that could happen, right?
It’s highlighter pink tea. That’s terrifying, but I’m so down with figuring out what it is.
Welp, here goes nothing.
*downs a cup*
Yep. That’s not tea. That is definitely not tea.
….. Then what is it?
Well, it tastes like poison.
omfg. That’s not poison. Or tea.
It’s llama potion!
Poison plates are the perfect thing for throwing a macabre tea party. And as a girl who adores poisonous plants with all her heart, it makes my heart go pitter- patter.
@purplecyanide @kamilaqurr check it check it
"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
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"I'd love to help kickstart continued development! And 0 EUR/month really does make fiscal sense too... maybe I'll even get a shirt?" (there will be limited edition shirts for two and other goodies for each supporter as soon as we sold the 200)