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June 28 2015

One day a woman had 100 children

alpacas-with-flowercrowns:

wolf-and-kitten:

the-bored-cat:

She sadly did not have the creativity to name all of them unique names so she named each one a number from 1-100. One of them was named “one”, the next was “two” and so on all the way to one hundred. But, in a tragic accident, 99 of the children died. The only one who survived was the one named “Ninety”. Ninety eventually grew up and lived a whole life and she even had a few children of her own. One day, while Ninety’s children were playing outside, they stumbled upon a stray dog and the decided to keep it. Ninety did not want the children to have a dog so they hid it and named it “This” so that they could talk about it around their mom without her knowing. They would say “Lets go take This outside.” and things like that behind their mom’s back. One day, while Ninety’s children were not paying attention, This walks out into the middle of the street and gets hit by a car. This eventually dies and Ninety’s kids don’t tell their mother even then. No one else ever hears about This ever again.

Only Ninety’s Kids remember This.

OMG

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

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February 07 2015

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dizorthegnome:

qats:

so a 90’s computer hacker was at walmart today

I’M PRETTY SURE THATS ALBERT WESKER AND YOU SHOULD NOT LET HIM NEAR THE MEAT

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December 01 2014

thatsridicarus
being born in the 90s is really weird and cool because we were the first generation to be introduced to technology but we still had a childhood playing outside on our bicycles like my whole street used to be filled with kids doing kart wheels and playing together and i know i sound like a grandma like i love internet and iphones but idk when i look at my niece i think we were the last
internetgirll

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September 25 2014

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ethiopienne:

perfection

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September 22 2014

thatsridicarus
Idk man if you’re born in 2000 onwards you’re babies and I wonder why you’re on the internet. WE’RE the kids here. We’ll always be the kids.
— [X]
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June 24 2014

thatsridicarus

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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yourgayfriend:

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

bellamyyoung:

I did both…image

friendly-pedophile:

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

the-funkiest-penguin:

You kinky son of a bitch.

fuckityfucktardunicorn:

I never had one but I stole my cousins once and chopped it up with scissors and was grounded after

What did that mean?

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June 04 2014

thatsridicarus

September 04 2013

thatsridicarus
REPOST IF YOU REMEMBER THESE
(via F&N fun)

August 31 2013

thatsridicarus
"These guys, must be the New Kids On The Block..."
"Take That back!"
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May 01 2013

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April 13 2013

thatsridicarus
Play fullscreen
Art Attack - ORIGINAL from ABC in the 90's (part 2)
thatsridicarus
Play fullscreen
Art Attack - ORIGINAL from ABC in the 90's (part 1)
Oh glob how I miss this show. Back when Neil Buchanan (and NOT Qushairi) was still hosting.

February 02 2013

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January 26 2013

thatsridicarus
Play fullscreen
Child of the 90s | Internet Explorer
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January 03 2013

thatsridicarus

fuckyeah1990s:

RIP animals from movies/tv made in the 90s

(via f-ckyeah1990s)

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July 04 2012

thatsridicarus
Huzzah for 90's kids
via Lolzparade
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March 22 2012

thatsridicarus
Nostalgia never tasted so good.
And OMGFFFFFUUUU OREO O'S. BRING THEM BACK!
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February 23 2012

thatsridicarus
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Awesome 90's kids will remember this stuff

FFF I REMEMBER HAVING SOME OF THIS *le nostalgia*
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October 09 2011

thatsridicarus
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I hope you remember it...

August 02 2011

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