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star-anise:

ofools:

ofools:

I would honestly prefer reading about the stupid paranormal romance where the weird non-human boyfriend can’t work out the DVD player over Brooding Manipulative and Controlling asshole trope

[screaming at the DVD player] IM 800 YEARS OLD CUT ME SOME SLACK

“Unless you know how to work a 15th-century printing press you can stop laughing and show me how to Twitter again.”

“So besides living really long and screaming at technology can you, like… do anything useful?”

“I can go really fast?”

“Yeah, yeah, okay, that could come in handy. Anything else?”

“I can bite people to death!”

"USEFUL, CHARLES, I SAID USEFUL”

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