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The signs as Julian Casablancas tweets

Aries: "whenever I hear 'never say never' all i can think is 'but u just said it twice?'"
Taurus: "fuck zoos"
Gemini: "just ranting from my high twyttor horse"
Cancer: "why do drug addicts sometimes have such great style?"
Leo: "I'm always embarrassed that I like everything at urban outfitter"
Virgo: "warning: red bull is cocaine"
Libra: "the world must officially stop using the word 'literally'"
Scorpio: "It's all just happenstance people. Na'mean? Lol xoxo :) :( ;(-)- - - (vomiting winky-face)"
Sagittarius: "who likes clowns?? children in the 1800s maybe??"
Capricorn: "to all my friends, no more drunk faxing, this is the year i grow up..."
Aquarius: "a firm handjob is worth a thousand tweets"
Pisces: "how hot is that vodka robot?"

(via dreaminggq)

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