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alexandriasaidtoaskbenbruce:

otpswillruinyourlife:

 

wana-macabre:

evil-teddy-assman:

sourgoat:

incicurable:

ayershole:

This sums it all up.

YOU MONSTERS

hint: reason they became illegal is because it’s a CHILDRENS thing and CHILDREN would eat and choke on the small pieces back when they didn’t have a warning about it.

but the toy’s is in a plastic container inside the egg it’s not like there’s little toy parts floating around in it if you somehow manage to swallow that huge ball container then it’s probably just natural selection

In Germany we didn’t need a warning, we were smart enough not to eat a fucking huge yellow container.

this ^^^

(via persona-golden)