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Rub that magic lamp my darling.
Make your wish come true.
Polish it with your hand.
I'll make sure you do.

Rub it.
Blow on it.
Cup it.
Make the genie come out.
All over your face.

Rub that magic lamp my darling.
Make your wish come true.
Polish it with your mouth.
I'll make sure you do.

Rub it.
Kiss it.
Cup it.
Make the genie come out.
All over the room.

Rub that magic lamp my darling.
Make your wish come true.
Polish it with your mouth.
I'll hope you do.

The lamp is my dick.
— Sam Goh
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