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Sharpenis

Tina: so amin's friend argued with him about this B------->

and amin sed its a penis, but his friend sed its 2 eyes with a long nose and he's reffering to pinnochio XDDDD haha guys’ argument like little boys >_<

Me: It can be either.
if that's a penis thats a tad too sharp and thin. EVERYONE KNOWS PENISES LOOK LIKE 8==D

Tina: exactly! well not amin, i told him this B=====D dude he sed there’s such penis in a porno

Me: oh really

Tina: and he sed "it's like he used penis-sharpener on it"

Me: i've browsed all the male masturbation gifs & videos in tumblr but no such penis looks like the 1st one you showed me. PENIS SHARPENER HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH OHGLOBLOLOLOOL

Tina: exaclty... how is that even possible? or maybe you should google shar penis.
LOL

Me: Sharpenis… that sounds like a brand. "Is your penis feeling blunt and a little stubby? Do you wanna have a longer and sharper-looking penis? Well now you dont have to worry, because there's SHARPENIS! With Sharpenis, you can sharpen your penis into any model you like you can make the illusion as if it's longer and sharper and it will increase HER PLEASURE! So what are you waiting for? Get Sharpenis NOW! Call 1800-555-sharpenis

Tina: Sharpies… penis shape sharpies. Ran out of ink? Well ‘fraid no more, just wank the sharpenis pen!..is?… shar-PEN-is.

Me: Dahkfhskdhfksdjf HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Tina: 9wr8chkp4teto4heg84hgo4egotr what are we doing?!

Me: I DON’T EFFING KNOEH.

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