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Pre-sleep thought 10 January 2015

I wish i had goat kids. I'd name them Smelly, Stenchy & the twins Stinky and Stanky. Their dad's name would be B.O. & their mom's name would be Fragrance just to add irony.
There will be another family of goats & the parents' names will be Mbeeklord & Mbeeklordess. Their kids are probably named Baaa Mbeee & Mbiiik & they'll have an adopted cow calf named Muuu.


Pre-sleep thought 12 January 2015


If I like China just for their smartphones & websites, and copycat brands, things and knockoff products, does that make me a chinaboo?

Don't be the product, buy the product!

Schweinderl