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Patient: Doctor, I have a problem
Doctor: Yes?
Patient: It's... about my ejaculation
Doctor: I see. What about it?
Patient: Well... I think it's abnormal. Y'know how other people said normal ejaculation is white and milky and we can control when to or not to ejaculate? Well firstly, my ejaculation is red and pulpy, and it only comes once a month, lasting about 6 days. So... do I have an infection, doc?
Doctor: *facepalm*

Patient: Doctor, doctor, after I hit puberty, instead of my voice cracking or sounding deeper, I got two huge balls hanging onto my chest... is something wrong?
Doctor: *double facepalm*
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